Red Sox Weekly Podcast

The Red Sox Weekly Podcast

“Hello and welcome to the Red Sox Weekly Podcast premiere episode. Our premise is quote 'our premise is to provide an account of the Red Sox weekly reports, using accurate data and staggeringly dry and pointless assessments of the data in order to facilitate the Red Sox weekly broadcast in getting you to fall asleep in a quick and efficient manner' end quote.”
Yesterday the Red Sox faced the Detroit Tigers. The Red Sox had zero runs or null runs if you prefer, while the Detroit Tigers had two runs. At the end of the game, the score remained unchanged. The Red Sox had four hits in the game. The Detroit Tigers had five hits in the game. The Red Sox had four hits but failed to score a run. The Detroit Tigers had five hits and achieved two runs. Clay Bucholtz was credited with the loss as he was given total responsibility for the two runs. Clay was apparently very sad after the game although no cognitive data was available to justify that assumption.
At the end of the game, The Red Sox were asked by Red Sox Weekly if the accumulation of negative entropy were a major cause of the dystopian vision of the Red Sox team as a whole and if the statistical probability of achieving the desired results were a feasible possibility during this time of isotropic stagnation.
Terry Francona responded by saying quote 'I don't understand...' end quote.
Given the nature of the question, it was decided quote' to continue asking the team the same question since it took a great deal of time to conjour up the question in the first place endquote.
David Ortiz responded by saying quote “hu” end quote.
Josh Beckett responded by saying quote 'is this a joke' end quote.
This obvious rebellious attitude has indeed contributed to the negative attacks against the straightforward approach of Red Sox Weekly. However we have and I quote from our producers 'no data to justify the hypothesis...end quote.
Today the Boston Red Sox face the Texas Rangers. Manager Terry Francona was asked if he felt the travel time and obvious fatigue of the players were contributing to the general isotropic stagnation and entropy exhibited on the team. Terry responded by saying quote 'you again' end quote.
That is all for Red Sox weekly.