Bobby Valentine: Hey...it's my show!
Bobby Valentine: That fat body of yours is the reason you had so many problems!!!
Bobby Jenks: You want a piece of me!!!!!!!!!!
Bobby Valentine: No what I meant to say was how handsome you look and how much I like starring at you.
Bobby Jenks: Man Bobby, I think I liked the other comment better. ANYWAY with my co-host John Lackey we're looking at what we would do if WE were President.
John Lackey: DOUBLE FIST!
John Lackey: I HATE THE TEA PARTY. Look at what they stand for! They want to take away my right to drink beer and drink tea instead!
Bobby Jenks: You sure?
John Lackey: Hey why else would they call themselves the tea party?
Bobby Jenks: Oh ya...man are you smart John. Anyway, our party is called the Beer Party would stand for the conservative rights we all need!
John Lackey: You mean beer?
John Lackey: You're melting my brain with these complicated things!
Bobby Jenks: OK since we are the Beer Party we need some beer! I spent a ton of money on this beer!
Bobby Jenks: Want one John?
John Lackey; BUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!
John Lackey: Double....fi...st....
Bobby Jenks: Oh man I can't believe you did that. That was over 1000 bottles of beer...but then again we are the Beer Party!
John Lackey:Aw...govment...complicated...I don't feel good Bobby...ahhhh
Bobby Valentine: You two are a couple of losers! Big...FAT...STUPID...LOSERS!
Bobby Jenks: Hey I'm not the one who for fired and left in disgrace!!!
Bobby Valentine: You got drunk, smashed into cars and took off and the Sox fired you!
Bobby Jenks: oh ya I forgot about that...never mind!
John Lackey:Mooorrr....beeerrrrrrr.
Bobby Jenks: You created a deficit of BEER! Now we gotta raise Beer taxes.
John Lackey: NO NEW TAXES...except for beer!
Bobby Jenks: OK folks...so look for the Beer Party and look for us to be your next leaders...
John Lackey: OF BEER
Bobby Jenks and John Lackey: DOUBLE FIST!!!!!!!!!!
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