Sox headlines

Hi, I'm Joe Derive and these are the headlines.

Bobby Valentine welcomes 14 and counting runs from Rangers to distract from Youkilis comment.

Kevin Youkilis welcomes ANY win to distract from Kevin Youkilis.


Mark Melanson welcomes not being in games to aid in reducing his 49.90 ERA.  Says 6 runs in an inning didn't feel too good.

Ben Cherington has new bumper sticker: "I told ya not to hire Valentine.  That was not a Sveum idea! Get it...Get it?'  It's a large bumper sticker by the way.

Theo Epstein says he welcomes facing Red Sox to distract fans from what a disaster he is as the Chicago Cubs General Manager.

Terry Francona says he sees huge difference in team under Bobby Valentine.  Says Valentine's stupid comments help ease team pressure from continuous and consistent losing. 


John Henry says Liverpool Reds are going to have a great season. Looks forward to watching all the games.  Says England is a nice place to live.

Dustin Pedroia looking forward to joining the Yankees where its quiet and less stressful.

Red Sox welcome 16 run blowout as its better than 18 runs.