Couldn't help myself

Dice-K Gets Controversial

Well, I know I stopped doing this blog but this situation with Dice-K, I couldn't say no!

Newsflash:

Dice-K told Japanese reporters that the training methods of the United States were going to cripple his ability to continue to pitch in the American league. Further, he also stated that he only survived this far because he was running on the energy of Japan training techniques.

Response:

In a small statement, Dice-K managed to destroy relations with the Boston Red Sox.

Newsflash:

Dice-K, to American reporters managed to state that it was a female reporter that messed up what was obviously an excellent working relationship with America and that his words were misconstrued.

Response:

Dice-K managed to offend a female reporter and the Japanese press.

Newsflash:

Dice-K said that the Red Sox were giving him psychotropic medication and electro shock treatment to continue his 'debilitating training and made him, under torture, to confess that a female reporter was the problem.

Response:

The entire Japanese press were screaming as yet another example of American tyranny and the Boston Red Sox were pretty boiling mad.

Newsflash:

Dice-K said to American audiences that Japanese reporters were threatening to blow up all of New York city with a new form or neutrino ray gun unless he told them these violent lies. Dice-K said he valued the home as an excellent getaway place when he signs with the Yankees next year.

Response:

After angering the Japanese audiences and the Boston Red Sox, everyone was waiting what Dice- would have to say next to get out of this one.

Newsflash:

Dice-K said the entire incident was a function of the drugs the Yankees were force feeding him while disguised as Japanese reporters. Dice-K said the drugs were changing him into a woman so that he would sign with the Yankees. Dice-K also said that there is no neutrino death ray and that was a function of a bad science fiction book he had just read.

Moral of the Story:

Dice-K – Shut up!