Alfredo Aceves speaks about fight

Alfredo Aceves once again was in yet another fight stating once again that he had NOTHING to do with the fight what so ever.

Alfredo:
I am an even tempered human being.  Anger, of course, is confusing to me.  I hardly know the word.  I am 'MR. calm.'

Joe Derive:
So you're saying that nothing gets you angry.

Alfredo:
Yes...that's what I am saying.

Joe Derive:
So if I say, I don't know, told you that you're short and ugly you won't have a problem with that.

Alfredo.
Excuse me may I use your computer to send an email?

Joe:
I guess so...ah...Alfredo...you don't send an email with a baseball bat!!!!

Alfredo began smashing my keyboard with his bat.  It was disturbing...but fortunately I got that PC at a junk yard sale.

Alfredo:
NOBODY CALLS ME THAT.  I'll BREAK HIS HEAD OPEN!!!!!!!!!!

Alfredo; (returning to seat)
Anyway...where were we?

Joe:
You were smashing my computer to the ground.

Alfredo:
No...I was simply stretching my muscles...they get sore.

Joe:
So...really you...are considered by many to be a violent ill tempered person.

Alfredo:
Joe, it's hot in here.  Can I open up a window?

Joe:
Of course.

Alfredo apparently has a different idea of how to open up a window.

Alfredo:
I'll shove those words up somebodies throat!


Alfredo:
Feel better Joe.  It was awfully hot in here.

Joe:
That usually happens when you smash a hole in the wall and smash a computer.

Alfredo:
I need that chair to sit down Joe.  I'm tired.

Alfredo:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

Joe:
I'm Joe Derive and welcome to baseball 2013...Ouch!