Joe West's new hit single

"I'm an umpire but they call me Joe"
"I pick out the pitches and call them slow"
"I may be a fool or maybe a dolt
"But I got myself a union and a pension to match

Call me Joe West...the greatest umpire there is
Call me Joe West...I expect a worshiping crowd

"I find myself a missing a mistake or two
But I don't a care because I'm Joe West
I feel like a God so ya all can worship me
But Don't bow down because my belly won't see you

Call me Joe West...the greatest umpire there is
Call me Joe West...I expect a worshiping crowd

"I find myself quest..ioning my own brain
I can't a find it cause its too small
But I don't a care and I don't know
I'm just Joe West the greatest of all

Call me Joe West...the greatest umpire there is
Call me Joe West...I expect a worshiping crowd