A salute to Arnie

My final Blog Entry before Vacation

"This one's for you Arnie!"

“Good evening everyone and welcome to Red Sox baseball. Finally, we have a replacement that's normal. Want to welcome Arnie from the Red Sox blog of Ian. A personal chef of great talent from wow...did you make all that!”

Don seemed stunned at the plates of food steaming hot and filling the room with the aroma of cinnamon and spice, lobster and soup, breads and deserts.

Arnie nods and says, “glad to be here and ya, thought I'd make something for you!”

“Oh...that smells so good, “said Don.

“Well I thought you might like lobster and some clam chowder...'

“Oh god that's good...mmm, “cried Don talking with his mouth full of food.

“We should announce the lineups...”

A pause and loud chewing sounds are heard.

“What is that bread!”

“It's a delightful sourdough bread with...”

“Oh...that is the best artichoke...oh...I'm having a foodgasm, 'shouted Don chowing on the food now using his hands to stuff it down his throat.

Don nodded and waved his hands.

“Stawting tonight...mmm...Dustwin Pwd...oh...that is the best Aloo Mutter I have ever eaten in my whife!”

“Hey take it easy Don...it's OK.”

“Oh...man how did you cut that watermelon into all those shapes!”

“Ah...Don the game!”

“Man...you call that pudding...that's God food! Oh man...give me more...”

“Don...Pedroia just hit a home run!”

“Who the f(bleep) cares...man...is that pineapple stuffing...oh god...that's my favwite, “said Don now almost choking on the food.

“Don...Youk just hit another home run!”

“And you...hit home wun with food!”

“Don...why don't we go to Heidi!”

“f(bleep) that b(bleep)...I'm still eating...”

Arnie turned and said, “ah...you don't want to say that on the air Don!”

Security started to walk towards Don.

“I'm fine Arnie...I've had two weeks of nut cases and now...”

“You're turning into one...Don stop eating the food!”

Don grabbed the food despite the explosion of his stomach...

“Don...it's going to be O.K.”

Don just kept eating until he fell on the floor surrounding himself with food.

“Oh Arnie...you're the best...oh...you are something special.”

Arnie nodded and said, 'I guess there is no point to mention it's 8 – 0 Red Sox...”

“Is that home made chocolate coconut cookies...ah...”

Arnie sighed.

“Ya...”

“Don reached over but before he got any he collapsed with a smile on his face.

Arnie reached for the microphone.

“OK Red Sox fans...I've been waiting for a long time to say this....Lugo...you s(bleep)”